This is a photo of a man who is...
a. foolishly pulling Broom while the plants still have seed pods on them.
b. foolishly pulling Broom since it makes him sneeze, itch and long to live in a condo in the city.
c. showing off his Father's Day gift (The Broom Extractigator) from Grandma & Grandpa.
d. showing off his massively developed calf muscles.
e. showing off the fact that he no longer sports a mullet.
6 comments:
Dude! The hair?! Very macho.
Next thing you'll be shaving it all off a la Mr. Booth. Goatee time?
Wow! Now that's a manly man! Wanna take a coupla weeks off and help sail a catamaran across the Gulf of Mexico? It looks like our start will be delayed until after SaltSpring festivities instead of before.
Mary - me can not goatee. i will work on my boothian dancing however.
Frank - me can not sail. though it would be fun for you to have someone to laugh at i'm sure. the only jib i know is followed by jab. i think you want the other adult in the mayer family.
What, a test? And no option for all of the above? I'm not very good at these things, but when more than one of the answers is true, that's the way to go, right? I definitely remember that post from last year about Effie's Broom bouquet and the photo of you mowing in your gas mask (it still makes me laugh to think of that, I'm so sorry to say it!), so I know that at least one of the correct answers is B. And it goes without saying that D is true. I got to witness E firsthand on the Video Chat (so fun!). So, I'll go with F, all of the above and assume the grandparents were not trying to harm you by giving you a gift whose usage might leave you crying and sneezing in the woods, but simply knew it would make for good blogger fodder (and might really encourage you to visit us in Chicago, where there is absolutely no Broom to speak of).
oh yeah, forgot the f) option
F for foolish. Guess it was a giveaway. :)
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