This is a photo of a man who is... a. foolishly pulling Broom while the plants still have seed pods on them. b. foolishly pulling Broom since it makes him sneeze, itch and long to live in a condo in the city. c. showing off his Father's Day gift (The Broom Extractigator) from Grandma & Grandpa. d. showing off his massively developed calf muscles. e. showing off the fact that he no longer sports a mullet.