Attention Hayden, Scotty, Chloe, Qacei, MJ, the Traaseths, the Fullers, and any teens and pre-teens who I may have missed including that heped-up 7 year-old wanna-be rocker with the hair back there in North Carolina…
There’s a new kid in town… and he’s a wielding a ferocious axe:
The family had me nearly pee my pants when I returned home to find they had gotten me the mucho coveted, extremely hard to find Guitar Hero III. I was not, however, anticipating that they all would find it equally appealing, thereby restricting significantly my (much needed) practice time:
Although beyond fun, Guitar Hero presents me with a few challenges: 1) all my life I have played air guitar the other way around: with my left hand strumming. How, exactly, am I supposed to cope? My noodling prowess will be severely hampered; 2) it may take me a while to unlock all the Echo and the Bunnymen songs which I’m sure I will excel at and know are hiding within the Guitar Hero system labyrinth somewhere; and, 3) any second now the stereo system is bound to implode from having to endure Foghat ad nauseam.
Here’s a short clip featuring Eff’s self-styled rocker pose (“the flamingo”) and the Goose stage diving and auditioning his hair for a part in the band: